November 26, 2008

Job's advantages!

And another day
when she got up in the morning
she looked at her body in the mirror and her clothes in the dresser.
But when she tried all of her trousers she discovered that she needs to buy a pair of trouser belts!
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Someone believes, if she continues working like a donkey, she will be invisible soon

Posted by maryam at 12:05 PM

November 25, 2008

One day she wake up in the morning and decided to forget everything.
from that day she start dying...

Posted by maryam at 12:32 PM

November 22, 2008

Do your best
But
if that is not good enough,
fuck it.

Posted by maryam at 8:23 PM

Never-Met-You.jpg

Posted by maryam at 5:38 AM

November 17, 2008

When your father is here

Imagine, your father came the long way to meet you to make sure you are OK
in a foreign country.
You stay in his hotel for one week and everyone knows he is your father.
And you are very careful of your behavior just to give your father confidence
that you are safe here...

Imagine on breakfast time, you notice two eyes are stating at you but you
just simply ignore and leave the hotel.

Imagine it's 3 AM in the midnight and you & your father are sleeping.
suddenly the telephone in your room rings and someone on the phone
with English -Arabic accent says" You also can't sleep like me?" and
while you wonder who is one the phone and are thinking maybe it's the
hotel reception, he continues " I just learned one word from Persian
"CHASHM" means eyes because your eyes was attractive"...

Imagine your father is just beside you and you don't know how you
should talk to the stranger just not to let your father feels you are not safe here...
So you have no way out to be polite and ask "So How can i help you" and
when he ask for friendship, rather than telling him he is an idiot and you hate
him you simply says "no thanks" and disconnect the phone!

But don't imagine that your father knows English;
otherwise you won't live here anymore....

Posted by maryam at 5:20 AM

November 8, 2008

Obama victory & New Job

I don't know how people just work without loving their job.
After nine hours hard work in new office, i went to buy a MacDonald ice cream.
I looked at the waitress
I asked my self :
"What she is going to learn form this hard job?"
Is it true that people work just for money?

If yes, I shouldn't be one of those people...
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Whew
Life is so serious when you have a job!

Posted by maryam at 4:22 AM

November 4, 2008

No Metric to Evaluate

Pleasure means counting days for a "sometimes soon"

Posted by maryam at 1:17 PM

November 1, 2008

Studying like a donkey

If they ask me one day," what were the most terrible moments of your life?"
I have no doubt that i will answer : Exam nights!

Posted by maryam at 3:29 PM